Once more the Bio Fuels Expo has knocked the socks off of the South-Mid-East of Norwich!
Each year we work to bring together a diverse and entertaining bunch of speakers that can not only engage our audience of local farmers, but also bring a smile to their miserable, miserable faces.
In 2016, we had the likes of Frosty Naysayers and Joe-Joe Big Toe bringing their unique brand of abrasive performance which truly set the stage alive. Our aim with Bio Fuels Expo last year was to elevate the proceedings above the normal expectations of our ticket holders and show them that a series of lectures based on Biofuel Usage In A Safe And Controlled Manner In Conjunction With The Use Of More Traditional Fuels Set Within An Industrial Setting For The Exclusive Benefit Of For-Profit Companies In The Southern-Mid-Eastern District Of Rural Norwich had the potential to be more than just one long afternoon of incredibly dry lectures.
With the help of several ladies from the local premium entertainment establishment, Platinum Lace and some spectacular food from several local takeaways, our guests left with big smiles on their faces and whilst we didn’t receive any more enquiries in relation to the services that we could provide for them in the coming season, we were pleased to discover that a large majority of our guests wished to return the next year.
After such a rollicking success last year, we knew that we had to really blow the lid off our next performance with a conference that would not only eclipse last year’s landmark event but also erase it completely from the minds of our kindly audience, who would otherwise start to realise that they were paying an extortionate price for some rather cheap fried chicken, second-class exotic dancers and nonsensical scientific sounding nonsense.
There’s something to be said for a team that has managed to consistently draw in hundreds of interested audience members for the past couple of years – especially when none of them have the slightest clue about what they are talking about! Of course, when the Bio Fuels Expo first began it was run by industry professionals with a real passion for the business. Those excellent people soon progressed though and their roles were filled by enthusiastic Events Management graduates who, unfortunately, lacked the relevant knowledge to successfully find innovators in the field of Biofuel Usage In A Safe And Controlled Manner In Conjunction With The Use Of More Traditional Fuels Set Within An Industrial Setting For The Exclusive Benefit Of For-Profit Companies In The Southern-Mid-Eastern District Of Rural Norwich. They didn’t let that stop them though.
These spunky graduates took the opportunity they had with both hands and ran with the Bio Fuel Expo idea. They utilised all the skills they learnt in their degrees, from social media management to spreadsheets to turn the Bio Fuels Expo into something completely different.
Thankfully, with the aid of the wonderful people working at the Norwich Hotel and our extraordinary speakers, cherry picked from completely unrelated sectors of business around the country; we managed to once more extract thousands of pounds from local farmers, keep the fried chicken shops of Norwich busy and employ every available stripper from within a 3 mile radius of the city.